5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.
Now they’re tenants.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct

Why is sausage bad for you?
Because it brings out the Wurst in people

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck

Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He's a really big dill

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It’s a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, just a little wine

What do you call a criminal landing an airplane?
Condescending

How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they are all on the dark side

Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago

What do you call a never-ending food fight?
All you can yeet.

Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work?
He could drive, but he didn't avocado

What's the best way to save your dad jokes?
In a dadda-base

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Tide

Who won the neck decorating contest?.
It was a tie