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5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.
Now they’re tenants.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct
Why is sausage bad for you?
Because it brings out the Wurst in people
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He's a really big dill
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out
Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It’s a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, just a little wine
What do you call a criminal landing an airplane?
Condescending
How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they are all on the dark side
Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago
What do you call a never-ending food fight?
All you can yeet.
Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work?
He could drive, but he didn't avocado
What's the best way to save your dad jokes?
In a dadda-base
What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Tide
Who won the neck decorating contest?.
It was a tie
| 1 | 5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. |
| 2 | Now they’re tenants. |
| 3 | |
| 4 | A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. |
| 5 | The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" |
| 6 | "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. |
| 7 | |
| 8 | Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? |
| 9 | Because they're extinct |
| 10 | |
| 11 | Why is sausage bad for you? |
| 12 | Because it brings out the Wurst in people |
| 13 | |
| 14 | What has four wheels and flies? |
| 15 | A garbage truck |
| 16 | |
| 17 | Did you hear about the famous pickle? |
| 18 | He's a really big dill |
| 19 | |
| 20 | How many ears does Captain Kirk have? |
| 21 | Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear |
| 22 | |
| 23 | Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? |
| 24 | He was too far out |
| 25 | |
| 26 | Where do bad rainbows go? |
| 27 | To prism. It’s a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect |
| 28 | |
| 29 | What did the grape say when it got stepped on? |
| 30 | Nothing, just a little wine |
| 31 | |
| 32 | What do you call a criminal landing an airplane? |
| 33 | Condescending |
| 34 | |
| 35 | How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? |
| 36 | None, because they are all on the dark side |
| 37 | |
| 38 | Why did the coffee taste like dirt? |
| 39 | Because it was ground just a few minutes ago |
| 40 | |
| 41 | What do you call a never-ending food fight? |
| 42 | All you can yeet. |
| 43 | |
| 44 | Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work? |
| 45 | He could drive, but he didn't avocado |
| 46 | |
| 47 | What's the best way to save your dad jokes? |
| 48 | In a dadda-base |
| 49 | |
| 50 | What do mermaids use to wash their fins? |
| 51 | Tide |
| 52 | |
| 53 | Who won the neck decorating contest?. |
| 54 | It was a tie |