Revisioni di jokes.txt

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jokes.txt

			@@ -83,4 +83,6 @@ I have contacts.
83	83		To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
84	84		You have my Word.
85	85
86		-	I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.
	86	+	I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.
	87	+
	88	+	6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.

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jokes.txt

			@@ -81,4 +81,6 @@ I will find whoever stole my glasses.
81	81		I have contacts.
82	82
83	83		To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
84		-	You have my Word.
	84	+	You have my Word.
	85	+
	86	+	I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.

1 file changed, 22 insertions, 1 deletion

jokes.txt

			@@ -60,4 +60,25 @@ How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
60	60		Eclipse it
61	61
62	62		I saw on the news they arrested the worlds top tongue twister.
63		-	I hear he's going to get a pretty tough sentence.
	63	+	I hear he's going to get a pretty tough sentence.
	64	+
	65	+	What do you call a well-balanced horse?
	66	+	Stable
	67	+
	68	+	Why should you never play poker at the zoo?
	69	+	Because there are too many cheetahs
	70	+
	71	+	Can a frog jump higher than a house?
	72	+	Of course, a house can't jump
	73	+
	74	+	Why was the whale sad?
	75	+	Because it lost its porpoise
	76	+
	77	+	Why do crabs never give to charity?
	78	+	Because they’re shellfish
	79	+
	80	+	I will find whoever stole my glasses.
	81	+	I have contacts.
	82	+
	83	+	To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
	84	+	You have my Word.

1 file changed, 11 insertions, 2 deletions

jokes.txt

			@@ -50,5 +50,14 @@ In a dadda-base
50	50		What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
51	51		Tide
52	52
53		-	Who won the neck decorating contest?.
54		-	It was a tie
	53	+	Who won the neck decorating contest?
	54	+	It was a tie
	55	+
	56	+	What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
	57	+	Philipe Fallop
	58	+
	59	+	How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
	60	+	Eclipse it
	61	+
	62	+	I saw on the news they arrested the worlds top tongue twister.
	63	+	I hear he's going to get a pretty tough sentence.

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jokes.txt(file creato)

		@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
1	+	5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.
2	+	Now they’re tenants.
3	+
4	+	A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
5	+	The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
6	+	"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
7	+
8	+	Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
9	+	Because they're extinct
10	+
11	+	Why is sausage bad for you?
12	+	Because it brings out the Wurst in people
13	+
14	+	What has four wheels and flies?
15	+	A garbage truck
16	+
17	+	Did you hear about the famous pickle?
18	+	He's a really big dill
19	+
20	+	How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
21	+	Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear
22	+
23	+	Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
24	+	He was too far out
25	+
26	+	Where do bad rainbows go?
27	+	To prism. It’s a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect
28	+
29	+	What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
30	+	Nothing, just a little wine
31	+
32	+	What do you call a criminal landing an airplane?
33	+	Condescending
34	+
35	+	How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
36	+	None, because they are all on the dark side
37	+
38	+	Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
39	+	Because it was ground just a few minutes ago
40	+
41	+	What do you call a never-ending food fight?
42	+	All you can yeet.
43	+
44	+	Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work?
45	+	He could drive, but he didn't avocado
46	+
47	+	What's the best way to save your dad jokes?
48	+	In a dadda-base
49	+
50	+	What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
51	+	Tide
52	+
53	+	Who won the neck decorating contest?.
54	+	It was a tie

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